All these posts about my raging hormones are getting really obnoxious.
WHATEVA, it’s driving me fucking insane. Do me.
(via selfinspiration)
I want raunchy sex with about 35% effort on my part.
Everyone.
All situations.
Now.
Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?
Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.
SO GOOD
speachless.
i have the talent of one of their nose hairs…
holy titsicle.
why can’t i do this? why aren’t i this awesome? why have i never known you? can i stalk you?